Everyone, please give a warm welcome to the talented Rob Dircks! I have had the pleasure to listen to three of his audiobooks, each also narrated by Rob (who is also a talented narrator). All were most amusing so I am so glad he is here today to share his latest – Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff! Scroll to the bottom to catch the giveaway!
If you could be an extra on a TV show or movie, what would it be and what would you be doing?
I’d love to be the kid that hands Spiderman back his mask on the subway in the original Spiderman 2 movie. In that one moment, the people of New York City, represented by this one extra for like one second, tell Spiderman that his secret is good with them, and that they believe in him. A super powerful moment. Now THAT’S an extra!
If you could have a signed copy of any novel what would it be and why?
No hesitation: Cat’s Cradle, signed by Kurt Vonnegut. I’d love to meet my hero and sneak in a few questions while he’s signing it too. How the heck did he take these big ideas, and not just dramatize them, but twist them into wickedly-funny-yet-heart-wrenching stories? How was he so economical with his words, where it seems like every single word carried weight? (I’d also ask him if he could transfer his novel writing superpowers to me somehow.)
It’s time for you to host the book club. Who do you invite (living, dead, fictional, real)? And what 3 books will you be discussing?
Okay, no limits, right? I would invite Albert Einstein, Jesus, and Aristotle, and we would discuss the intersection of science, religion, and philosophy in the following books: 1984, Slaughterhouse Five, and Where the Hell is Tesla? (Okay, yes, I would want the three of them to talk about my book, so I could maybe get a blurb out of them for the book cover, like “Scientifically? It’s absurd! — Albert Einstein”)
If you had to choose someone to rescue you from the jaws of certain death would it be a superhero, supernatural creature, or a space alien?
Superhero. I like the idea of turning roles on their heads, so the one who normally does the saving is the one needing to be saved. And when I save them, they say “You’re my hero,” and we both kind of look at each other for a moment, like “did you really just say that?”
If you could introduce one of your characters to any character from another book, who would it be and why?
I’d love to introduce Chip, the main character from Where the Hell is Tesla?, to Chip, his namesake from one of my favorite childhood sci-fi novels, Ira Levin’s This Perfect Day. I think besides sharing the same name, they’d get a kick out of comparing notes on the insane worlds they live in. I’m afraid Chip would get annoying to This Perfect Day’s Chip pretty fast, though.
If you could, what book or movie or TV series would you like to experience for the first time all over again and why?
Without a doubt Harry Potter. I read the entire series aloud to my two kids, and then we would see each movie after we finished that particular book. It sincerely is one of the treasures of my life, and I would repeat that over and over again like Sisyphus. (But a good version of Sisyphus.)
I have a second answer for this one: I’ll never forget the feeling after seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time as a kid. The thrill I felt was beyond anything I’d felt before, and maybe since. I’d love to return to that moment one more time, to feel that absolute awe and joy over a movie.
What future invention would you like to see not only created during your life time, but readily available to the public?
I’ll keep this one semi-realistic. I’d like to see auto-driving cars become ubiquitous. I’m fascinated by the idea of changing the paradigm from car ownership to car “borrowship.” (Is that a word?) Like you just walk out your front door and a car is waiting to take you somewhere, and then you get out and that’s it – no parking, no lease payment, no maintenance, no nothing. And I LOVE the idea of that fleet (swarm?) of cars working together intelligently to eliminate traffic woes, accidents, and open up “riding” to be whatever we want it to be.
You are stuck in space in dire straights. Which science fiction authors would you want with you?
Vonnegut. Asimov. Scalzi. Hugh Howey. But maybe for this situation, especially Andy Weir, who wrote The Martian. He had such an imaginative way of solving problems in that book – with potatoes, for God’s sake – that I think he’d be the one to get us out of a jam. (Because on my own? I mean, have you read my books? I’d be a GONER.)
What is a recurring or the most memorable geeky argument or debate you have taken part in?
It’s not really an argument, or a debate, but I have this decades-long recurring thing with one of my oldest friends: a long time ago something bad must’ve happened in the world, I forget what, and we were talking about it, and he said, “Don’t worry. We’re headed for a Star Trek future.” (Meaning humanity makes it and thrives, we achieve a general peace, rule of law survives, etc.) So now, any time something bad happens, I’ll ask him, “are we still headed for a Star Trek future?” Luckily, his answer is still always “Yes.”
Finally, what upcoming events and works would you like to share with the readers?
For events, my next will be Indie Author Day in the New York Public Library, where we share with budding authors and anyone interested our experiences in independent publishing. I also provide a hands-on demonstration on how to record your own audiobooks. It’s actually a nationwide thing, so even if you’re not in New York City, you can participate. It’s on October 14, 2017.
Beyond that, I’ll be doing other interviews, attending the Nebula Awards Conference in May, and hopefully speaking again at the Writer’s Digest Conference next summer.
For work, I’m actually diving into my next novel right now. It’ll be published through Audible Studios as an audiobook exclusive some time next year. It’s a Mars mission story, but a pretty crazy take on it. I’m so excited, because I didn’t know if I could pull off a female protagonist, but so far it’s feeling really good. God, I almost just told you her name, but I don’t think I’m supposed to take the lid off anything just yet!
SALE!!!
Both Where the Hell is Tesla? and Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff! are on sale on Amazon October 3-9, 2017 each for 99 cents/both for $1.98.
About Rob Dircks
Rob Dircks is the Audible bestselling author of Where the Hell is Tesla?, The Wrong Unit, Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff!, and a member of SFWA (Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America). His prior work includes the anti-self-help book Unleash the Sloth! 75 Ways to Reach Your Maximum Potential By Doing Less, and a drawerful of screenplays and short stories. Some of these sci-fi short stories appear on Rob’s original audio short story podcast Listen To The Signal, also narrated by the author.
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Book Blurb for Where the Hell is Tesla?
Sci-fi odyssey. Comedy. Love story. And of course… Nikola Tesla.
I’ll let Chip, the main character, tell you more: “I found the journal at work. Well, I don’t know if you’d call it work, but that’s where I found it. It’s the lost journal of Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest inventors and visionaries ever. Before he died in 1943, he kept a notebook filled with spectacular claims and outrageous plans. One of these plans was for an “interdimensional transfer apparatus” – that allowed someone (in this case me and my friend Pete) to travel to other versions of the infinite possibilities around us. Crazy, right? But that’s just where the crazy starts.”
Chip’s official disclaimer: This is a work of fiction: the events depicted in the collection of emails did not happen. I have never been in contact with a covert government group attempting to suppress knowledge of the lost journal of Nikola Tesla. I have not been threatened with death if I divulge the secrets contained inside. They did not buy me this handsome jacket (oh crap, you’re listening to this – trust me, it looks great on me). They did not come to my place, and liquor me up, and offer to publish this book as a sci-fi comedy novel to throw the public off the trail of the real truth.
Or did they?
I’m kidding. Of course they didn’t.
Or did they?
God, I can’t keep my big mouth shut.
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Book Blurb for Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff!
SOMETHING CALLED THE “BLUE JUICE” IS COMING. FOR ALL OF US.
Luckily, me (Chip Collins), Pete, Nikola Tesla, Bobo, and FBI Agent Gina Phillips are here to kick its ass, and send it back to last Tuesday. Maybe. Or maybe we’ll fail, and everyone in the multiverse is doomed. (Seriously, you might want to get that underground bunker ready.) Either way, I’ve got to get home to Julie and find out… woah, I’m not about to tell you that right here in the book description! TMI.
WARNING: If you haven’t read Where the Hell is Tesla?, I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, I’m usually around, and I’ll fill you in.
(If I’m not stuck in the ITA.) – Chip
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GIVEAWAY!!!
Rob Dircks is offering up five copies of Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff! in the US only, in the format of the winners’ choice (ebook, paperback, or audiobook). By the way, Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff! works just fine as a stand alone. Do the Rafflecopter thing below or answer these questions in the comments: 1) You are stuck in space in dire straights. Which science fiction authors would you want with you? 2) If you win, what format (ebook, paperbook or audiobook) would you want? 3) Leave a way to contact you (email, twitter, etc.). Giveaway ends November 5, 2017 midnight.
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