Giveaway & Interview: Sabrina Zbasnik, Author of Dwarves in Space

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24956853Dear Darklings, please welcome Sabrina Zbasnik to the blog. She recently released her novel, Dwarves in Space, this past April and it looks thoroughly entertaining! We chat about MST3K, Chaucer, Halloween, and plenty more. Also, we have a giveaway! Sabrina is generously offering 2 ebook copies of Dwarves in Space. Scroll to the bottom for details.

What now-dead author would you like to interview? What are some of the things you would chat about?

My first thought is Terry Pratchett but that wound’s still a bit fresh and I’d probably be a blubbering mess. And what would we talk about? Even just asking about the weather would be entertaining not because he has to always be on, but because his mind comes in all the colors including octarine.

Jonathan Swift would last as far as “Excuse me, I’d like to — ah!” as he chased me off the Ouija board with a rake.

I suppose if I interviewed Chaucer I could ask him where they buried his body and who killed him, but I’d need a lot more e’s at the end of words to make sense out of him. And then it’d all end in another bawdy tale about the woman from Bath.

If you could, what book/movie/TV series would you like to experience for the first time all over again and why?

If there was one show I could go all Eternal Sunshine with it would probably be Mystery Science Theater 3000. I was one of those tape sharers back in ye olden times who wore out the VCR so bad for some episodes I can quote nearly the entire movie. Jack Frost, The Pumaman, Prince of Space, and Quest of the Delta Knights in particular are tattooed across my cerebellum.

From your own writings, are there any characters you would like to cosplay?

Variel would probably be the easiest. Just grab a Han Solo costume, cinch it up to fit a female waist and carry around fun sci-fi guns. Got to make sure to include her trademark cheek scar, but that’s easily done with makeup.

But the real fun one would be a character I haven’t technically published yet. She’s an orc named Zail and she’s more like the female version of Jayne from Firefly. There is no filter when it comes to her and she’s prone to finding the biggest weapon and carrying it around like a handgun.

ZbasnikDateFromHellIf you were asked to create the syllabus for a college class in SFF Humor & Satire, what books would be on there as required reading? As passing discussion?

All of Discworld and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. There aren’t a lot of options outside of that, sadly. Much like how the superhero genre has gone full grimdark, speculative fiction can have funny moments but it’s supposed to be super serious in the end. Horror, now horror can be funny. There’s a very fine line between scary and hilarious, which is one that I mine often in my hobby of making Halloween props.

But if fantasy/sci-fi can use green skinned aliens to show the human condition, and humor is supposed to hold a looking glass upon society’s foibles why can’t you have both?

Then we’d probably all break early because I got my tie stuck in the pencil sharpener.

Care to share an awkward fangirl/fanboy moment, either one where someone was gushing over your work…..or one where you were gushing over another author’s work?

This is probably really embarrassing, but that’s never stopped me. I use NaNoWriMo – the national novel writing month – to drag novels out of me. At this point I’m doing about three a year, but for my very first one, I was near my 50K words and took a minor break on twitter. I typed something musing about how I mistook Garmin for Neil Gaiman and wondered what would happen if he navigated for cars. As I crossed the finish line he responded “I’d get us lost.”

I may have squealed more over that than actually writing my first 50K words of a novel. Hell, I still do.

The funny thing is now every October I make posters for his All Hallows Read, which is actually something I should be working on now. Nothing says autumn, pumpkins, and haunted cemeteries like the summer sun setting at 10pm.

ZbasnikTinHeroWhat do you do when you are not writing?

Crafting Halloween, and I’m not talking the cute Hobby Lobby like gourds. I have so many skeletons they won’t all fit in my closet. The basement is full of ghosts, goblins, ghoulies, spooks, and tentacles. I carve all of my tombstones out of foam and hand paint them. I have one I made for Edgar Allan Poe that’s so popular many people think it’s real. You can see some of my yard here.

I also do a bit of painting but it’s been waning due to the whole three novels a year idea. At best I can get in a few trees before Christmas and maybe in March before the Halloween crafting season kicks in.

What is a recurring or the most memorable geeky argument or debate you have taken part in?

Does me asking Chaucer where he’s buried count? God, I could easier catalogue the stars in the sky. I still want to know why no one is bothered that the Ewoks would cook their food alive and still in clothes? That’s gonna smoke and taste terrible. Someone get the Ewoks a better chef who can do more than Storm Trooper tartar!

What is the first book you remember reading on your own?

Go Dog Go, the definitive manual on canine transportation.

ZbasnikDwarvesInSpaceBook Blurb for Dwarves in Space:

Thousands of years after the jewelry’s destroyed, the sword reforged, the dragon ridden, and the indecipherable prophecy translated into a recipe for sugared biscuits, the dwarves turned to that final frontier: space. And along came the elves, orcs, gnomes, trolls, ogres, and those vermin-like upstarts, humans.

Dwarves in Space is Tolkien merged with Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in a horrific transporter accident.

The Elation-Cru is not the flashiest ship, nor the newest, or even has all of its bolts attached; but she can fly. Well, sort of wade through space, and that’s when all the parts are working. She supports a sugar addicted dwarven pilot, an elven engineer, an orcish doctor, a silent djinn, and the lone human trying to hold the entire thing together with duct tape. Variel, the captain, has been hiding from a secret for the past five years and time’s finally run out.

When she goes against her common sense and fights to save her onboard assassin/renter from a job gone sour, she finds herself before an ex-colleague that knew her in her previous life as the Knight of the realm. The entire ship is sent on a mad dash across the universe — from a decaying space station, home to the wackiest species the galaxy has to offer, down to the Orc homeworld, which wouldn’t be so bad if Variel hadn’t spent most of her previous life fighting in the war against them. Chances of survival are nil and slipping fast.

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Sabrina is giving away 2 ebook copies of Dwarves in Space! So this giveaway is open international. Quick entry is to leave a comment answering the following question and leaving me a contact email: What is the first book you remember reading on your own? For additional entries, do the Rafflecopter thing below! Contest ends July 30th, 2015, Midnight.
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